My tea's gone cold, I'm why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but picture on my wall It me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
My tea's cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I sent two back in autumn You must not got 'em It probably was a problem at the post office or
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up man, how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm out to be a If I have a daughter, guess I'ma call her? I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your uncle too, I'm sorry I had a friend kill over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the shit that you did with ScamZ
I got a room full of your posters and pictures, man I like the shit you did with Ruckus too, shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to Truly yours, your biggest fan, is Stan
My tea's gone cold, I'm why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your on my wall It reminds me it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Mr i'm too good to call or write my fans, this will be the last package i ever send your ass. its been six month still no word i dont deserve it, i know you got my two letters i wrote the address on them perfect still called or wrote, I hope you have the chance I mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't want to talk to me your concert you didn't have to But you could have signed an autograph for
That's my brother, man,he's only 6 years old We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4 and ya just said no That's pretty shitty man, you're like his idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you than I do
I that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you if I write to you You would write back, see, I'm like you in a way I never knew my neither He used to always on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I don't got shit else, so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo with your across the chest
I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is a sudden rush for me See, everything you say is real, and I you 'cause you tell it My jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't you like I know you, Slim, no one does She know what it was like for people like us growing up gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan. PS, we be together too
My gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but picture on my wall It reminds me it's not so bad, it's not so bad
Dear Mr. "I'm too good to or write my fans" This'll be the last package I ever send ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, "I drank a of vodka, ya dare me to drive?" You know that song by Phil Collins "The Air In The Night"?
About that guy who could have saved that guy from drowning? But didn't? Then Phil saw it all then at his show he him? That's kinda how this is, you could have rescued me drowning Now too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all o' your pictures off the I love you Slim, we could have been together, think it You ruined it now, I you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream, I hope you sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscious eats at you and you breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch, I'm trying to Hey Slim, that's my screaming in the trunk
But I slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates, she'll more and then she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
My gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window and I can't see at all And even if I it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Stan, I meant to you sooner, but I've just been busy You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you call your daughter that And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on your starter cap
I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must have missed you Don't I did that shit intentionally, just to diss you And what's this shit you said about you like to cut your too? I say that shit just dawg, c'mon, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues, Stan, I you need some counselin' To help your ass bouncin' off the walls when you get down some And what's this shit about us meant to be That type of make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this I just hope it reaches you in
Before you yourself, I think that you'd be doin' just fine If you'd a little, I'm glad that I inspire you, but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do some crazy
I this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his girlfriend in the trunk and she was with his kid And in the car they a tape but it didn't say who it was to Come to think about it his name was, it was you,