My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you not-a got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man your daughter? My pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call I'm a name her I read about your Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did Skam I got a room full of your and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you answer fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always cheat on my mom and her I can relate to what you're saying in your So when I a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so shit helps when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I about you 24/7 But she don't you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too To Call Or Write My Fans", will be the last package I ever send your ass It's six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you about it I hope your conscience at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, go, I'm almost at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is You got some issues Stan, I think you need counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And what's this shit us meant to be together? type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just need to her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that me sick Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but they say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!