My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There probably was a problem at the office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's too, I'm bout to be a father If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a her Bonnie I about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend kill himself over some who didn't want him I know you probably this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room full of posters and your pictures man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you answer fans If you didn't wanna to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you coulda an autograph for Matthew That's my little man, he's only six years old We waited in the cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be like you man, he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' to Remember we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never knew my neither, He to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you're saying in songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so shit helps when I'm depressed I got a tattoo of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it It's adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you But she know you like I know you Slim, no one does She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you call me man, I'll be the biggest fan ever lose yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too To Call Or Write My Fans", This be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a he found him? That's kinda how this is, you could a me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a letter or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your off the wall I you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I you can't sleep and you scream about it I your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter And an autograph for your brother, I it on the Starter cap I'm I didn't see you at the show, I must of missed you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this you said about you like to cut your wrists too? I say shit just clownin' dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass bouncing off the walls when you get down some And this shit about us meant to be together? That type of shit make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you hurt yourself, I think that be doin' just fine If you a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just don't want you to do crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a And had his in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to think about, his was, it was you Damn!