My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but ain't callin' I left my cell, my pager, and my home at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must got 'em There probably was a at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a her? I'm a her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't him I you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the shit that you did with Skam I got a full of your posters and your pictures man I like the you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat Anyways, I hope you get man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, your fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer If you wanna talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, only six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just like you man, he you more than I do I ain't that mad though, I don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So when I have a day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your name the chest Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a rush for me See everything you say is real, and I you cause you tell it My girlfriend's jealous I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She don't know what it was like for people like us up, you gotta call me man, be the biggest fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning clouds up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It me, that it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or My Fans", This will be the package I ever send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm you, I hope you hear it I'm in the car right now, I'm 90 on the freeway Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You dare me to You the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, at a a show he found him? That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda been together, about it You it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I you can't sleep and you scream about it I your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, shut up bitch! I'm to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I didn't slit her throat, I just her up, see I ain't like you if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm at the bridge now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I to send this shit out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just busy You your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that shit just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you like to cut wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, come on, how up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get some And what's this about us meant to be together? That type of will make me not want us to meet each other I really think you and your girlfriend need other Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it you in time you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do you as a fan I don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick Some was drunk and drove his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!