I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, minutes from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call dinner, call dinner supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a with welch's and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to Creature of habit, like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's like ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)