I own a mansion, but in a house A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is Call lunch dinner, call supper in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her ran, her skirt snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect you're a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an in my house and a mouse, I'm living the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)