I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty minutes from Gotta lay a log and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, turned back forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, *burp* Fucking my Hanes tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit here and that? Fuck I do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they on my onion rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the ball if I get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The I complain about It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)