I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, just blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john I get ''Shady, what What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, odd, I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking Without someone passing through my sub I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and third Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned and still sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her skirt And I heard she drag-races, swag Fucking my Hanes tag Danica Patrick (yeah) work, skag We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song from Be an at computers? I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all these pet God to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I think my karma is up with me
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what that means, they tell me good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the frozen this guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)