I own a mansion, but live in a A bed, but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the when does all of this crap end? park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, take out the fucking trash Without someone passing my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call dinner in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I and third that Don't know the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned forty and sag Teenagers act fucking mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But the heck is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new song Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, with a Playstation I'm still on my first from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the on my spaghetti, put in on bread Make a with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white trash the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to me grounded, that's why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within parameters cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to Creature of habit, like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm to be lowkey, hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up close didn't you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got caught my nose, ah Look see these two hot hoes still up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking They want me to at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one after Was so highly coveted, but what good is a recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Kool Aid on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)