I own a mansion, but in a house A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my is half empty, gasket just blew
This always happens, thirty from home lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when all of this crap end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd my blessings, but I suck at math I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
They call me classless, I heard that, I second and that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never back forty and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new from Luda? Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a with welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take full of wealth, I Managed to within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't even help it, this is the I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my rings I my karma is catching up with me
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all over the Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the frame is all
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully notices me In produce over, giant nosebleed stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch want me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? I'mma drop the ball if I don't get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of subdivison to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I my city, but you push me to my limit, what a pity The shit I about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city that me (Life's been to me so far)