Ladies and May I have your please? Do you wake every morning in and despair To discover your pillow is covered hair ought not to be there?
Well, ladies and now on you can waken with ease You need never have a worry or care I show you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose from the on the top of my head
'Twas Miracle elixir That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an ought to do
How about a bottle, Only costs a penny, buys a bottle, I don't know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does stimulate the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', you'll have to thin it Once a
dab it, gets to be a habit Soon be enough, sir can grab it See that chap with like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me have a that two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? Smells to me like and looks like ink
Buy Pirelli's Miracle Anything slick, sir sprouts curls, try Pirelli's When see how thick, sir You can have pick, sir, of the girls
See Miracle elixir Grow a wick, sir some fuzz, the Pirelli's Soon'll it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Pirelli's If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir Don't look Just miracle elixir do the trick, sir
What about the If got a kick, sir about the money? Where is this Go and get
Tell it to the Of the elixir If got a kick, sir What our money? Where is Pirelli?