Ladies and May I have attention please? Do you wake every morning in and despair To discover pillow is covered with hair What ought not to be
Well, ladies and From now on you can with ease You never again have a worry or care I will show you a miracle marvelous Gentlemen, you are to see something rose from the dead on the top of my head
'Twas Pirelli's Miracle what did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir like an elixir ought to do
How about a bottle, Only a penny, guaranteed Penny buys a bottle, I know You need, ah, let's go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', Soon have to thin it Once a
Gently dab it, to be a habit Soon be enough, sir Somebody can it See that chap with hair Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me have a that two Pardon me, sir, what's that awful Smells to me like and looks like ink
Buy Miracle elixir Anything slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try When see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Pirelli's elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Pirelli's If hair is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What the money? Where is this Go and get
Tell it to the Of the elixir If got a kick, sir about our money? Where is Pirelli?