Ladies and May I your attention please? Do you wake morning in shame and despair To discover your pillow is with hair What ought not to be
Well, and gentlemen From now on you can waken with You need never again a worry or care I will you a miracle marvelous rare Gentlemen, you are to see something What rose from the dead on the top of my
'Twas Miracle elixir That's did the trick, sir True, sir, true, was it quick, Did it in a tick, sir Just like an ought to do
How a bottle, mister? Only costs a penny, Penny a bottle, I don't know You don't need, ah, go
Go and tug, sir Go ahead, sir, Does Pirelli's the growth, sir? You can my oath, sir
'Tis unique, rub a Stimulatin', you'll have to thin it Once a
Gently dab it, gets to be a there'll be enough, sir Somebody can it See that with hair like Shelley's? You can tell 'e's used
Let me a bottle Make two Pardon me, sir, that awful stink? Smells to me like piss and like ink
Buy Pirelli's elixir what's slick, sir Soon sprouts curls, try When see how thick, sir You can have your pick, sir, of the
See Miracle elixir a little wick, sir Then fuzz, the Pirelli's make it thick, sir Like a good elixir does
Trust If your is sick, sir Fix it in a nick, sir look grim Just Pirelli's miracle do the trick, sir
What the money? If got a kick, sir What about the Where is Pirelli? Go and get
Tell it to the Of the elixir If got a kick, sir What our money? Where is Pirelli?