Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you haven't met in his other

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my friend
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been very of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one object that has more status in this country
Than the
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right and pick her up, right?

They don't go for that any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to that one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time when first opened
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And four
take it
And after you get your food order in, you got at least 40 to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of your car,
Remember there was a time when drive-ins first
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little heavier than and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and your credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on your belly the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put down window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without being
was a sporting event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
Automatic
next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By your bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
actually affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his bands
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also recall Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to hold it in here,
And occationally he turn to his friends on the stage and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get daring
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra start
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
And pushes down on the accelerator inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
out the window and The Kids not even there
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just sits there and the hell out of them