Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a comedian a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

That's the of a match between a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't sports very much
There's a number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
water skiing
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I think of one material object that has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
get cheaters permits so they can drive
You get a learners at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a and asking her
If you can peddle right over and her up, right?

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and they level you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the in the girls car you never heard

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor in some drive-in resturants
There was a time the little girls came running out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take your sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe special
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And six-packs
take it
And after you get food order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people getting out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They have policemen to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new have radar now
So you have to crawl on your between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant without maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the traffic
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
Automatic
Seated next to him in a gray primer coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By your bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, give you an example
is an automobile with tight bands

This is an automobile with bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he will show THE KID a or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
Actually if also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The changes
The light to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know what's

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them