Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

is a comedian with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Stookey

was the sound of a golf ball
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you would have been very of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
a vast number of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to water ski, really you swim, right?
You're not gonna stay up all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more in this country
the automobile
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get permits so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a permit at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't go for that any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE YOUR

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, been driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
Lets go to a drive-in and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our school
Wait a minute, there's a car over there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the girls car you never

Here come
they are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger deluxe extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for you know THICK
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk them a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, could you us what we have please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you get out of your car, right
Remember there was a time when drive-ins opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people getting out and exchanging
a little heavier than hellos and greetings
They policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 old and drop your credit cards on the ground
Officer, that's my
I don't care who you are kid in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't come up, spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, a pretty fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
was a sporting event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall tires
Automatic
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer Ford
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
cans for mufflers
With his back to the window, his left arm draped over the steering wheel
His right hand gripped onto the gearshift
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By having bands tightened
The are the rings in an automatic transmission
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with tight

This is an automobile with loose

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he thinks that he show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among teenagers for
You probably recall Winston during the war years
Which everyone assumed meant V for
if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his friends on the and say
a drag?
See, and the picked it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in to get that extra fast start
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And pushes down on the accelerator five
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You know there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the
He never anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them