Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But that you haven't met in his role

Paul is a with a unique point of view and commentary
And in this capacity, ladies and
Please welcome me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a golf
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf,
I did pretty good too, I think you would have very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast of sports that I'm not invlved in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You know what is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do to stay afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk about
I really, I came out here, Peter talks status
And I cannot think of one material object that has status in this country
Than the
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, want the car, right?
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a learners permit at 15, a cheaters at 14
And it's, I guess really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

don't really go for that any more
And if you look back on all the you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting evenings
You got to admit that one of the times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then they you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my homework?
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 guys are in the car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all our high school
a minute, there's a car load over there
There's a place next to them, lets go get it

look at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls used to come out to take order?
Now lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in little skirts
them?
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take your order
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that whatever that's in there, take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium rare with on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know
And we'd two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody with chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand what I
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we please?

And six-packs
We'll it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 to wait
And you get out of your car, right
there was a time when drive-ins first opened
You used to pull in and get out, exchange hellos,
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
the new resturants have radar now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get over to the of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a pretty car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting taking place at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a family sedan with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 primer coated Ford
With rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped the steering wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A on lips sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
of you who are not quite sure what I mean
By having bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile tight bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened
And he thinks that he will THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has these 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the signlanguage among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston Churchill the war years
Which everyone meant V for victory
if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the picked it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic transmission into low
He puts one foot on the
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the automatic transmission down low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is hemorraging
He knows, he knows, he knows he's have to have another band job
He's not let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not even
You what's there?

He looks in the rear view mirror and The Kids back at the corner
He never races
He just there and scares the hell out of them