Teaspoon! here, come here, hey, hey, hey look Hey go get me two of bud and two ounces of yay Muthafuckaz at mah house waitin' now 'cuz
How long can (You see life is football, you know what I'm saying?) Before I to go to jail (You gotta hike the ball and make something happen man)
Can I possibly get (I mean you you might get tackled, you know what I'm saying?) Before go and snitch (Then again, you might fuck and make a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I the cops, I use a decoy See my driver, he's a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed To the cops, I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
All my I did nothin' but dealin' to rely on my gut feelin' Yo name is What? I know you from where? Where? I don't mean to seem but you look suspicious
Stop talking drugs on the telephone Stop walking with a bunch of to my home Stop fuckin' up, call me before you Stop these bitches where you got it from
How can I sell? The Sheriff departments down the block Before I to go to jail Pass my beer so I can this rock
Can I possibly get the tabs the turnakit and syringes Before somebody go the DEA kick the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move I can be I the cops I use a decoy You see my driver, he's a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I the cops, I use a decoy You see my driver, he's a white boy
As I bail down the street with my creased Everybody looking at me look like the Havin' conversations my gang assailants Do you think, we police surveillance?
Asking questions giving Smith an' Wessons on strange pedestrians Cookin' crack up, dollar stacked up the cops don't backup, here they come man
How long, stop runnin', stop runnin', can I The Sheriff department's right down the Before I have to go to my beer so I can swallow this rock
Can I possibly get Hurry up, the tabs, turnakit and syringes somebody go and snitch Before the DEA kick the off the hinges
Maybe I oughta stop water Spend more with my son and my daughter But my life drug me away from my wife She couldn't with the stress and the strife
The cocaine rockin' and the rats jockin' The late knockin' the drive way blockin' Late at night I fantasize 'bout But I gotta sell dope till it For how
Hey, who is that, who is that See you all fuckin' up, I got looks Yo man little rich kids over here That's what I'm now
You they gonna snitch, they can't even lie to their parents What the fuck you think they gonna do the police pressure 'em? Get to crying and shit, Afroman it to me mommy He over there
How can I sell? The departments right down the block Before I have to go to Pass my beer so I can swallow rock
Can I get real? Pass the tabs the turnakit and Before somebody go Before the DEA the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me to sleep the cops rape, please give me a beat If they kill me and I don't escape Pray some person, gotta video tape
Twinkle twinkle little star looks like a police car Shining on my spot A raid
I not Little little homie my gun I'm gonna run Where I run, I care
Throw that dope, Cops chase me, through the Straight in to the woods Fly lepord's
I hear, German Freeze, hold it right dealers, nightmare Busted crack, court No support
Handcuffs very tight, Baptist jury all They never be my peers, sentence me twenty years This rap so damn real, I'm glad I gotta record If I sell a mill, this could, could happen still What a