Teaspoon! Come here, here, hey, hey, hey look Hey go get me two of bud and two ounces of yay Muthafuckaz at mah house waitin' now 'cuz
How can sell? (You see life is like football, you what I'm saying?) I have to go to jail (You hike the ball and just make something happen man)
Can I possibly get (I you know you might get tackled, you know what I'm saying?) somebody go and snitch (Then again, you might around and make a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I avoid the cops, I use a See my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be To avoid the cops, I use a You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
All my life I did nothin' but Learned to rely on my gut Yo name is what? What? I know you from Where? I don't to seem vicious but you look suspicious
Stop talking 'bout on the telephone Stop walking with a bunch of thugs to my Stop fuckin' up, call me you come Stop telling these bitches where you got it
How long can I The Sheriff departments right down the Before I have to go to my beer so I can swallow this rock
Can I possibly get Pass the the turnakit and syringes Before go snitch Before the DEA kick the of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move I can be I avoid the cops I use a You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I avoid the cops, I use a You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a boy
As I bail the street with my khakis creased Everybody looking at me look the police conversations with my gang assailants Do you think, we under surveillance?
Asking questions giving Pulling Smith an' Wessons on pedestrians Cookin' crack up, dollar stacked up the cops don't backup, here they come man
How long, stop runnin', stop runnin', can I The Sheriff department's down the block Before I have to go to Pass my beer so I can swallow this
Can I possibly get Hurry up, pass the tabs, turnakit and Before somebody go and Before the DEA kick the door off the
Maybe I oughta sellin' water Spend more with my son and my daughter But my drug life me away from my wife She couldn't with the stress and the strife
The cocaine rockin' and the hood jockin' The late knockin' the drive way blockin' Late at night I 'bout rappin' But I sell dope till it happen For how
Hey, who is that, who is man? See you all up, I got these looks Yo man little kids comin' over here That's what I'm now
You know they snitch, they can't even lie to their parents What the fuck you they gonna do when the police pressure 'em? Get to crying and shit, Afroman it to me mommy He over there
How long can I The Sheriff departments right down the Before I have to go to Pass my beer so I can this rock
Can I possibly get the tabs the turnakit and syringes Before somebody go the DEA kick the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me down to the cops rape, please give me a beat If accidently kill me and I don't escape Pray some person, gotta video tape
Twinkle twinkle little star That looks a police car Shining on my spot A raid
I not little homie hold my gun I'm gonna run I run, I don't care
Throw dope, anywhere chase me, through the hood Straight in to the camera Fly like
I hear, Shepards Freeze, hold it there Drug dealers, crack, criminal court No support
Handcuffs tight, Baptist jury all white They could be my peers, sentence me twenty years This rap so damn real, I'm glad I record deal If I don't sell a mill, this could, could happen a predicament