You I just don't get it Last year I was This year I'm records Now everybody wants to come like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me You see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked Drivin up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see the big deal is Double barrel gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been like they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous and walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin with to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids swear just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to the world and destroy your little boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back when they saw us and out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again when you ain't seen a Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two in make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you about me (you talk about me) and see me on the streets alone if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you wanna run your then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and this fucked up head I've got, I've gone pop? The just spunned around and did a 360 Now these diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, so now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin mom's suin for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I fabricated my He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and who never seen me or even bothered to call me until saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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