You know I don't get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now everybody to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody gave a fuck before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody run they mouth and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see what the big is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all these imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched And amidst all Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get and walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky with instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen All I see is sissies in magazines happened to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear just me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the and your little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look Faggot2Dope and Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two in make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get in mine like you two little flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run your then come take your best at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this mop that's on top and this fucked up head that I've got, gone pop? The just spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, so now he thinks too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She must want a dollar for every pill I've stealin Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I fabricated my He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every I make, another relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and who never seen me or even bothered to call me they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally allowed to step foot in my house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right and do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
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