You know I don't get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em Heh, the fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, all they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me You might see me a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a collar hollerin at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a shotgun Drivin up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red I don't see what the big deal is barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause and 'Pac just missed all this all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous and around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin with instincts to kill N'Sync, don't get me These fuckin brats can't and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin your shoes and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots in I'ma it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids swear just like me and run screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Faygo Root and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out after they ducked out the back they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your again when you ain't seen a fuckin Mile Road, of 10 And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in like you two little flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run your come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch mom's suin for ten She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It matter you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I fabricated my He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A and sister who never seen me or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so and proud I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast and what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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