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One hot summer day around the way A new kid onto the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Jay portrayed to be like hard So we took him in and put him down with the hit His house was phat, full court in the in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the in the car, right next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better fast real quick I got a flashback a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she
It was like Rapunzel? Down came his Titties popped out and there was ass Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more
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Don't me, you went out like a sucker Chill, off that mustache that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, 5000, ahh shit
All of that real shit, you know I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, like Anita Baker? The shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce
But better, right in there, man, I didn't care Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was Jane you were Sheiit, it-e