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One hot day back around the way A new kid moved onto the and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a nine Yeah, and kept his smitty's on his
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we took him in and put him down the hit squad His house was phat, court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, full house system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him strange about the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot
Yo Jay, where's your bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, went back I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, hangin' on the Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you stunned What you doin'? Put down that knife, my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I strapped
the nine in the car, right next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better fast real quick I got a from a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I broke for the Tripped on bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the Ahh shit, him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down came his Titties popped out and was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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tell me, you went out like a sucker Chill, took off that Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit
All of real shit, you know what I'm saying? Jane? Haircut, haircut like Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you crazy? Well, I was me tell me it was Jane you were juicin' Sheiit, kick