May I have your please May I have your attention Will the real slim shady please up? I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up? Were gonna a problem here... 1} Yall act you never seen a white person before all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door Started her ass worst than before They first were sold her old furniture (scream) Its the of the "awww wait, no way, your He didnt just say what I he did, did he? " And dr dre said... you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha) Feminist loved eminem Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him at him walking around grabing his you-know-what Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though) Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms Sometimes I get on tv and let loose, But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose "my bum is on your lips my bum is on your And if Im u might just give it a little kiss" And the messege we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a womens is Of course theyre know what intercourse is By the they hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel dont We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals Who *rip* other people like canolopes But if we can hump animals and antelopes Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh) But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss ain) Im shady Yes Im the real All you other slim are just imitating So the real slim shady... Please stand up, please stand up, stand up Cause Im slim Yes Im the real All you other shadys are just imitating So wont the slim shady... Please stand up, please up, please stand up 2} Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so *f---* him and you too You think I a damn about a grammy? Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me (but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?) so you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here to britney spears S--- christina aguilera better me chairs So I can sit next to carson and fred durst And hear them over who she gave *head* to first *bitch* put me on blast on mtv (yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe) I download a audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream) Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me So I been in here to destroy you And theres a million of us just me Who cuss me Who dont give a *f---* like me Who dress me Walk, talk and act me It just be the next best thing But not me ain) 3} Im like a headtrip to to Cause Im giving you Things you joke with your friends inside your living room The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all I just get on the mic and it you like to admit it Im better than 90% of you rappers out Then you outkin kids like these albums like Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30 Ill be the only in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking But this whole bag of viagra working And every single person is a slim lurkin He could be workin at burger king on your onion rings Were in the lot circling Screaming I dont a *f---* his windows down and system up So will the shady, please stand up And put one of fingers on each hand up And to be proud to out of your and out of control And one more time, as you can, how does it go? Ha ha theres a slim shady in all of us Fuck it, all stand up