Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He just say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse than whats going on in your bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the they hit 4th grade,
got the discovery channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im only you
you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
you wanna outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single is a slim shady lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be to out of your mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up