Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the And it
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about your friends inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids like these albums
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And single person is a slim shady lurkin
He could be workin at king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up