Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim shady Im of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And expect not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason that a man and man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she gave to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It might be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Im only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont a *f---*
his windows down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up