Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I your attention please
Will the real shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
women loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on your my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well some of us
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let alone me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me here to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And hear argue over who she gave *head* to first
*bitch* put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Im only giving you
Things you about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the parking lot
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the shady, please stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up