Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I your attention please
May I your attention please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around grabing his
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on lips
And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course theyre know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better me chairs
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue over who she *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing flirting
Pinching asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up