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A teacher sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock 'coz we heard the ride Anyway, the teacher was talking in upon a rock that was wide And warning against pride "Come to I reside!" a woman cried And the teacher replied, "Do you serve fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The teacher was coming to the house where she So she with pesticides her friends up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, they felt so
She made steamed fish, baked fish, that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato on the side You could the bread in the oven far and wide juices and water purified Organic fruits from the countryside With silver and knives placed side by side You could not be Looking out the window, staring at the You would died
6:59 she's swollen with As the moment intensified, there's a from outside She opens the door, for the teacher has But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread from One piece" and then she "The teacher is coming, he's soon to arrived You're making me look bad, on now, step aside!" The bum replied "When I say I'm hungry I haven't Give me some of that that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No for the teacher, you're not purified Then she slammed the and went back inside Sat on the with the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, then He hasn't arrived Eight o'clock, on the downside o'clock, by now she's teary-eyed She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, then fell dissatisfied day she woke up, and was preoccupied With meeting the mystical teacher who could he hide? She ran by the seaside He was there teaching about pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I came at 6:59, and you told me to aside I asked for bread and the chicken that was And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea you was the bum that cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This concludes our lesson on pride"