Okay now, to this
A mystical teacher sat by the It was about five o'clock 'coz we the free ride Anyway, the was talking in stride Sitting a rock that was wide And warning against false "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the replied, "Do you serve your fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, not a far ride If you came to have dinner, I be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The teacher was coming to the house where she So she purified pesticides Called her up nationwide Some of her friends were tongue-tied, felt so glorified
She made steamed fish, fish, fish that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the You could smell the in the oven far and wide Natural juices and purified Organic fruits from the countryside With forks and knives placed side by side You not be dissatisfied out the window, staring at the mountainside You would died
6:59 swollen with pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock from She opens the door, for the has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I the bread from outside One piece" and then she "The is coming, he's soon to have arrived You're making me look bad, on now, step aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I haven't me some of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, not purified she slammed the door and went back inside Sat on the with the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, then He hasn't arrived o'clock, she's on the downside Nine o'clock, by now she's pissed off and her anger multiplied
She cried, fell asleep dissatisfied Next day she woke up, and was meeting the mystical teacher who lied Where he hide? She ran by the seaside He was teaching about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I not lied I came at 6:59, and you told me to aside I asked for bread and the that was fried And you said, that I purified" She replied, "I notified I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the sighed, then replied "This concludes our lesson on pride"