Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have attention please?
May I have your attention
the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady stand up?
We're have a problem here

Y'all act like ya seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass than before
They were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, kidding,
he didn't say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
women love Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might just it a little kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the time hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't
We nothing but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
But if you feel like I feel, I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the and it goes

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up

Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so fuck him and you too!
You think I give a about a Grammy?
of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Daly and Fred Durst
And hear argue over who she gave head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me; who just don't a fuck like me
Who like me; walk, talk and act like me
And might be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The only difference is I got the to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and whether you to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out
Then you how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra working
And every single person is a Slim Shady
He could be at Burger King spitting on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his windows down and his up
So, will the real Shady please up?
And put one of those fingers on each up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Guess a Slim Shady in all of us
it, let's all stand up