Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I your attention please?
May I have your please?
the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem

Y'all act ya never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse before
They first divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist love Eminem
Slim Shady, I'm of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so though
Yeah, I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom to hump a dead moose
My bum is on lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just it a little kiss
And the message that we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth
got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other open like cantaloupes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
But if you feel like I feel, I got the
Women wave pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
stand up, please stand up
'cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his to sell his records
I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could lie to get me here
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears
Shit, Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson and Fred Durst
And hear them over who she gave head to first
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think married to Kim, hee-hee"
I download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy
All you do is me so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just me
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck me
Who dress like me; walk, and act like me
And just be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with friends inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 percent of you rappers out
Then you wonder how can eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm when I'm 30
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on your rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, I don't give a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?

Guess there's a Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up