So you thought I was change my style? So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all that Here's another rap that I'm to spit It goes this, my name is $hort I'm shit up like never before
Pimp slaps, snaps Cold cash money and Too raps Oakland, California that's I'm from The city where the boys say you want none
But if you do, I'm gonna you this Trues and vogues ain't really Wanna roll so hard, all of the You and that bitch Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about that But if you ask me, you have some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, are you doin' in the White House If not sellin' cocaine? Ask your wife, Reagan, I know she'll spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, it was corn on the cob
What is life? Life is Too I play the bitches like it's a Yeah, I'll the bitches just like y'all Like Dr. J basketball
You can call me Too, say it twice get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all sucked by a bitch named Helen bitches, around the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you it's true
So much death in the Oakland Am I gonna live till week? Will I get shot by a dope to get high, tryin' to steal my ring
I really can't say, I don't know why People out here dead like flies I used to see a home boy five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
Cold as hell, the I'm from Won't last too when you're fakin' the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand I want my freak
You can't deny it, you know I'm I turn any out when I'm on the mic And I kick back, or relax Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
he knows Too $hort, set the track They got him up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit straight on the mic 'Cause he's worse than a fag or a dike
He's a sucker MC, I him punk to spit that rap, you can scratch that junk You little punk-ass boy, listen to me Think I'm but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the world and push you Good couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I said a rap, tryin' to cap on you I even sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you might down Gettin' clowned by the hound east Oaktown
And the in your face when you're lickin' that tooth Could make a grown man die, at you you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simon
I understood one word you said But you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em There's only one thing, I wanted to Sucker motherfucker, the joke?
I'm the player of players, call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I stop I just stop mackin', don't stop cappin' stop rappin' now you see what happens
Your mind is gone, your crew cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
Never even of Too $hort baby Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' raps a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker don't waste my time
There's a girl I know her is Betty Straight to the head rock it steady She's so she'll juice you up All the home boys can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., even stop In the back like goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say black She's the kind of girl that your knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, cold
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop the end of time Like rock and roll I'll play song To the beat all day and all long
So liten up, to I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, I ain't playin' To all the home doin' time in the pen Gonna this beat for you once again
If you get out and you're mad as hell Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma tear shit up, if I get the I could give a fuck if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was and raised in the Golden State
me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you give me some Big bank, now make me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, I don't quit I heard this say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, the rake Too $hort damn sure ain't fake
But the MC's are screamin' loud Sir Too $hort, shut your mouth How can you talk about me, and me weak When your smokes coke and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if nothin' Keep your jealous to yourself and bitch, he's a MC right Ain't sayin' nothin' but he's the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I send a trick with a hoe to the room
'Cause I'm the MC on a microphone a 357 pointed at your dome I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh again with
Motherfuckin' shit, with me a skank bitch and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you punk you still can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just don't Motherfuck you shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it stop And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch out my style