So you motherfuckers I was gonna my style? So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's rap that I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my is $hort I'm tearin' shit up never before
slaps, makin' snaps Cold cash money and Too $hort Oakland, that's where I'm from The city where the boys say you want none
But if you do, I'm gonna you this Trues and ain't really shit roll so hard, all of the time You and that bitch playin' Too $hort
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say it's about money But if you ask me, could you have some, I'll say it concern me Ronald came up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the House If not sellin' cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that Like one night, she came to my house, and me a blow job She licked my dick, up and down, like it was on the cob
What is life? Life is Too I the bitches like it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches just y'all Like Dr. J played
You can me Too, don't say it twice You'll get me mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, don't say it tonight,
It started on a bright in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' sucked by a bitch Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I wrote this for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's
So much death in the Oakland Am I gonna live till week? Will I get shot by a dope Tryin' to get high, tryin' to steal my
I really can't say, 'cause I don't why People out here dead like flies I used to see a home boy givin' Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
Cold as hell, the town I'm Won't last too long you're fakin' the funk I'm the master rapper, so Clap my hand I want my freak
You can't it, you know I'm right I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I won't back, or relax Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
Till he Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap Motherfucker can't spit game on the mic 'Cause he's worse than a fag or a dike
He's a MC, I call him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch junk You little boy, wouldn't listen to me I'm fakin' but I'm takin' all you sucker MC's To the end of the and push you over luck couldn't find you in a four leaf clover
If I ever a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause be through Lookin' so far up, you fall down Gettin' by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in your face when you're that tooth Could make a man die, laughin' at you 'Cause a, no rappin', no rhymin' out fake ass Simple Simon
I never one word you said But you're swearin' up and that you're killin' 'em dead only one thing, I wanted to know Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the player of players, just me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I don't I just don't stop mackin', don't cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see happens
Your mind is gone, crew just cut MC I'll tell you what Your rhymes are weak, rap the same And when it to game, you are lame
even heard of Too $hort baby Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker MC's don't my time
There's a I know her name is Betty Straight to the just rock it steady so freaky she'll juice you up All the boys just can't get enough
a Ph.D., don't even stop In the like that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say black She's the kind of that make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop the end of time Like and roll I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night
So up, to what I'm sayin' I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I playin' To all the boys doin' time in the pen Gonna rock this beat for you once
If you can't get out and mad as hell Say bitch, now make it for real I'ma shit up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck less if you're hole dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and in the Golden State
me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you me some more Big bank, now just me rich Bitch bitch bitch bitch make me
Check out my style, I don't quit I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, the rake Too $hort baby sure ain't fake
But the sucker are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut mouth How can you talk about me, and call me When your father smokes and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if nothin' Keep jealous thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, a MC right Ain't sayin' nothin' but holdin' the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I send a with a hoe to the motel room
'Cause I'm the coldest MC on a Like a 357 pointed at your I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me a skank bitch and a sucker MC All you bastards got the And fuck you 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, just let 'em Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just quit Motherfuck you shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it stop And it stop, and it won't stop, bitch Check out my