So you motherfuckers I was gonna my style? So are you saying Todd?
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's rap that I'm ready to spit It like this, my name is $hort I'm shit up like never before
Pimp slaps, makin' Cold cash and Too $hort raps Oakland, California that's where I'm The city where the boys say you don't none
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you Trues and vogues ain't shit roll so hard, all of the time You and that bitch Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say about that money But if you ask me, could you some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you doin' in the White If you're not sellin' Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know spit that game Like one night, she to my house, and gave me a blow job She my dick, up and down, like it was corn on the cob
is life? Life is Too $hort I play the bitches like it's a Yeah, I'll play the bitches just like Dr. J played basketball
You can me Too, don't say it twice You'll get me real mad and I'll your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm polite Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It started on a bright in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all sucked by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So much in the Oakland streets Am I gonna live next week? Will I get shot by a fiend Tryin' to get high, tryin' to my ring
I can't say, 'cause I don't know why People out here dead like flies I used to see a boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
Cold as hell, the town I'm last too long when you're fakin' the funk I'm the master rapper, so my hand when I want my freak
You deny it, you know I'm right I turn any out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or Till he I'm the best at the MC rap
he knows Too $hort, set the track They got him caught up in my cap Motherfucker spit straight game on the mic he's worse than a fag or a Frisco dike
He's a sucker MC, I call him Tryin' to that rap, you can scratch that junk You little boy, wouldn't listen to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm all you sucker MC's To the end of the world and you over Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I ever said a rap, to cap on you I wouldn't sweat it 'cause you'll be through Lookin' so far up, you fall down Gettin' by the hound from east Oaktown
And the look in your face when you're that tooth Could a grown man die, laughin' at you 'Cause a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simon
I never understood one word you But you're swearin' up and down that you're killin' 'em There's one thing, I wanted to know Sucker motherfucker, where's the
I'm the player of players, just me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I don't I just don't stop mackin', don't stop stop rappin' now you see what happens
Your is gone, your crew just cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your are weak, your rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
Never even of Too $hort baby Hit Oakland in Singin' mo' raps a rap could rhyme Tellin' MC's don't waste my time
There's a girl I her name is Betty Straight to the just rock it steady She's so freaky she'll you up All the home boys just can't get
a Ph.D., don't even stop In the like that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say she's She's the kind of girl make your knees go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me you what I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, cold
Hey baby, I got this It's not gonna till the end of time Like and roll I'll play that song To the all day and all night long
So liten up, to what I'm I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I ain't To all the home boys time in the pen Gonna rock beat for you once again
If you get out and you're mad as hell Say bitch, now make it sound for I'ma tear up, if I get the chance I could give a fuck less if you're hole dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and raised in the Golden
me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you give me more Big bank, now just me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, I don't quit I heard this say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby damn sure ain't
But the sucker MC's are screamin' Sayin' Sir Too $hort, your mouth How can you talk about me, and me weak When your father smokes coke and you mother's a
So I keep on rappin', if else your jealous thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, a MC right Ain't nothin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I a trick with a hoe to the motel room
I'm the coldest MC on a microphone Like a 357 pointed at your I got cap for cap, you never So fresh with cusswords
shit, fuckin' with me Fuck a bitch and a sucker MC All you got the claps And you punk 'cause you still can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just quit you damn shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch out my style