Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was this man, right?
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all these jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
call it East Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked the white land
Houses went up for
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
Fucked so long, I a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' like a
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that just one more time

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she looked
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an

I fucked her once, I fucked her
I ate that pussy like fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met this sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the border of
Fine thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, that's her big
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you still go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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