Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was blind man, right?
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you like that shit,
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just around the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses went up for
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a girl named Jan

I let her ride in my 'cause I didn't know
Her was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
Fucked so long, I a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She my dick till the shit turned white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch one more time

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
If my and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green
But damn she good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met lady from Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just me
I in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
That country music nearly drove me
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this lady in put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck bitch again

Met a real black in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a albino
this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met beautiful sexy ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a Hot
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry when she deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his
So he beatin' on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you gotta go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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