Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check this out, it
It was this blind man,
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
Hey, he past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a of that shit, man, I tell you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just crowd the mic
tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, help me it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
They call it Side Palm Dale
the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for
Well, I was on the corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy I didn't know
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit white

I to myself, Sheba, Sheba
Got my ass lookin' like a
I on my clothes and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that just one more time

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But she looked good
I took her to my house, 'cause she was
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than
I met this lady from Japan, never made with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that like shrimp fried rice
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass a kangaroo

See, I met lady from Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That country music nearly drove me
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss
Met this lady in Oklahoma put pussy in a coma
Met lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again

Met a real girl in South Carolina
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met this sexy ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
young thing, said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from to Hong Kong

Have you ever over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe your mouth, and you try to
(I bang)
You start real fast
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he starts on your ass

Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You you had a girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
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