Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, this out, tell it
It was blind man, right?
Man, check out it was this blind man, right?
He was his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, on the drums

Everybody just crowd the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, I'ma start it off like
Hey, help me it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Side Palm
When the Afroman walked through the white
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little girl Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I know
Her daddy was the of the Klu Klux Klan
We on the bed, fucked on the flo'
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, to the right
She sucked my till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass like a zebra
I pulled on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one more

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood, she had hair
But damn she looked
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this lady from Japan, never made love an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp rice
be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this lady Hawaii
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just me
I came in her mouth it was a
I her my secret blend of herbs and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing them dirty rap songs and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong
Hey, wait a man, check this out

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties filled with Hennessey
That country nearly drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said, Yes, Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch

Met a real black girl in Carolina
her till she turned into a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this beautiful ho
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her Maria
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I can't it
I know I'ma cry she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the just ain't no good?
(Say what?)
And you're getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood?

So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude walks in, her big boyfriend
And he asks you where you
(Where you from, man?)

So you wipe mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' real
But he's already mad, you fuckin' his wife
So he beatin' on your ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now it's
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you still gotta go off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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