Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
Hey, he past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good ladies, you like that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody crowd around the mic
I'll tell you all these jokes
But first, I'ma it off like this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can take our
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's don't sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was just sundown in a small white
They call it East Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the land
Houses up for sale
Well, I was standin' on the sellin' rap CD's
When I met a girl named Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We fucked on the bed, fucked on the
so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the
She my dick till the shit turned white

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' like a
I pulled on my and I was on my way
her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
I ran, I out the back window
But her daddy, he was waitin' a 2 x 4

Oh, he me to the left, he beat me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of weed and a of wine
I'm a fuck that bitch one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my will

I met lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she good
I her to my house, 'cause she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this lady Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once, I her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried
Don't be at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I in her ass like a kangaroo

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some if you just fuck me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my blend of herbs and spices

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, a minute man, check this out

I met Dolly in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
That country music drove me crazy
But I that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that again

Met a real black girl in Carolina
Fucked her till she turned into a white
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, in her mouth
Man, I thought I ya

Met this sexy ho
She just ran 'cross the of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's
I wrapped her up like a Hot Tortilla
I get married, but I can't afford it
I I'ma cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong

Have you ever went to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're getting' 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood?

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so long to
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You start talkin' real
But he's already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his
So he starts on your ass

Now clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still go jack off

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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