Wait a man Hey this out man tell it It was this blind man right, it was this man right He was feelin' his way the street with a stick right, hey He walked past this fish market, you what I'm sayin' He stopped he took a breath he said Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha You that shit man Hey man Ive got a of that shit man Hey I'll you what We'll all have a good pull on the drug And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' I got First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me it homeboy
Said colt 45 and two baby that's all we need We can go to the park, dark Smoke tumbleweed As the marijuana burn we can our turn Singin' dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong And sell tapes from to Hong Kong So roll, roll, roll my joint, out the seeds and stems Feeling high as hell flyin' through Skatin' on rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my will
it was just sundown in small white town They it east side Palmdale When the Afroman walked through the land Houses went up for Well I was standing on the sellin' rap CDs When I met a girl named Jan I let her in my caddy Because I know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We on the bed on the floor Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' Then I fucked to the (left) to the right (right) She my dick 'til the shit turned white to myself sheeba-sheeba Got my ass lookin' like a I put on my and I was on my way Until her daddy pulled up in a And so I ran I jumped out the back But her daddy he was waitin' a two-by-four He me to the left He beat me to the The motherfucker my ass all night But I ain't mad at her dad That's the damn pussy I ever had Got a bag of and a bottle of wine I'm gonna fuck that just one more time
I met lady in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she good I took her to my house because she was But she whipped out a that was bigger than mine
I met this lady Japan Never made love an African I her once, fucked her twice I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried
Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya) I met a in the heart of Australia Had a big butt and big too So I hopped in her ass like
See I met this from Hawaii Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee" Lips was breakfast, pussy was Then her titties busted open Hawaiian punch
I met colonel sanders in the state of Kentucky Said I'll fry some chicken if just fuck me I in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my secret of herbs and spices
Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, dark Smoke tumbleweed As the marijuana we can take our turn Singin' them rap songs and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute) And sell tapes from here to Hong
I met Dolly Parton in Her titties were filled with That country music really drove me But I rode that ass and said yes miss Met this in Oklahoma Put pussy in a coma Met lady in Michigan I can't 'til I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl down in Carolina Fucked her she turned into a white Albina this hooker in Iowa I her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this down in Georgia Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya Met this sexy hoe She just ran across the border of young thing said her names Maria I her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get but I cant afford it I I'm gonna cry when she get deported
Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need We can go to the park, dark, Smoke tumbleweed As the marijuana we can take our turn Singin' them rap songs Stop and hit the bong like and chong (hey wait a minute man, hey that shit) And tapes from here to Hong Kong
you ever went over a girls house to fuck But the pussy ain't no good I mean you gettin' upset because you get her wet you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to it off and eat the pussy But it take her so to cum a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend And he you where you from So you wipe your and you try to explain You start talkin' real But he already mad cause you fuckin' his So he beatin' on yo' ass Now your all muddy Your all bloody Your was hard but now it's soft You thought you had a to rock your world Now you still gotta go off.