Wait a man Hey this out man tell it It was this man right, it was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with a right, hey He walked this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' He stopped he took a deep breath he Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha You like that man Hey man Ive got a of that shit man Hey tell you what all have a good time We'll pull on the And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these jokes I got First I'm gonna off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy
Said 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need We can go to the park, dark Smoke that As the marijuana we can take our turn them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like and chong And sell tapes from here to Hong So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and Feeling high as hell through Palmdale on Dayton rims So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville If my tapes and my CDs don't sell, I bet my cabby will
it was just sundown in small white town They it east side Palmdale the Afroman walked through the white land Houses went up for Well I was standing on the corner rap CDs I met a little girl named Jan I let her ride in my I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan We on the bed Fucked on the Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro I fucked to the left (left) Fucked to the (right) She sucked my 'til the shit turned white Thought to myself Got my ass like a zebra I put on my and I was on my way her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet And so I ran I out the back window But her he was waitin' with a two-by-four He me to the left He beat me to the The whooped my ass all night But I ain't mad at her dad That's the best pussy I ever had Got a bag of and a bottle of wine I'm gonna fuck that bitch one more time
I met this in Hollywood She had green hair but damn she looked I took her to my house she was fine But she whipped out a dick that was bigger mine
I met this from Japan Never love with an African I her once, fucked her twice I ate that pussy shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at the I tell ya (tell ya) I met a woman in the of Australia Had a big butt and big too So I hopped in her ass like
See I met this woman from it in her ass and she said "aiee" Lips was breakfast, was lunch her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me I in her mouth, it was a crisis I gave her my blend of herbs and spices
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby all we need We can go to the park, after Smoke tumbleweed As the burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey a minute) And sell tapes from here to Kong
I met Dolly in Tennessee Her titties filled with Hennessey That country music drove me crazy But I that ass and said yes miss daisy Met this lady in Put pussy in a coma Met this in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch Met a real girl down in south Carolina Fucked her until she turned a white Albina Fucked this in Iowa I her on credit, so I owe her Fucked this girl down in in her mouth, man I thought I told ya Met this beautiful hoe She just ran across the of Mexico Fine young thing said her Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot I wanna get but I cant afford it I know I'm cry when she get deported
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we We can go to the park, dark, that tumbleweed As the burn we can take our turn Singin' them rap songs and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, hey that shit) And sell tapes here to Hong Kong
Have you ever went over a girls to fuck But the just ain't no good I mean you upset because you cant get her wet you in the wrong neighborhood So you try to it off and eat the pussy But it take her so to cum Then a walk in that's her big boyfriend And he asks you you from So you wipe mouth and you try to explain You talkin' real fast But he already mad you fuckin' his woman So he start on yo' ass Now clothes all muddy Your nose all Your dick was but now it's soft You thought you had a girl to rock world Now you still go jack off.