Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man
He was feelin' his way down the street a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm
He stopped he took a deep he said
Snfffffff, woooo good ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all a good time
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
And sell tapes from here to Hong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby will

Well it was just sundown in small white
call it east side Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white
Houses went up for
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
Fucked on the
Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro
Then I to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick 'til the turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He beat me to the
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
That's the best pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck that bitch one more time

I met this in Hollywood
She had green hair but she looked good
I her to my house because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick that was than mine

I met this from Japan
Never made love an African
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass like

See I met this woman from
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of
Said I'll fry some if you'd just fuck me
I in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

Said colt 45 and two zigzags that's all we need
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were with Hennessey
That country really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put pussy in a coma
Met this lady in
I can't wait 'til I fuck that again
Met a real black down in south Carolina
her until she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her Maria
I her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get but I cant afford it
I know I'm cry when she get deported

Said colt 45 and two baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And sell from here to Hong Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to
But the pussy just no good
I mean you gettin' because you cant get her wet
you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big
And he you where you from
So you wipe mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' fast
But he already mad you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your clothes all
Your nose all
Your dick was hard but now it's
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still go jack off.