Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this man right
He was his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He he took a deep breath he said
Snfffffff, good morning ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you
We'll all a good time
We'll pull on the
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off that, hey help me sing it homeboy

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, after
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and
And sell tapes from here to Hong
So roll, roll, my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe
If my tapes and my CDs just sell, I bet my cabby will

it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east Palmdale
When the Afroman walked through the white
Houses up for sale
Well I was on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little named Jan
I let her ride in my
Because I didn't her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I a fuckin' afro
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my dick the shit turned white
to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass like a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the back
But her daddy he was with a two-by-four
He beat me to the
He me to the right
The motherfucker my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her dad
the best damn pussy I ever had
Got a bag of weed and a bottle of
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more

I met lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked
I took her to my house because she was
But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than

I met this lady Japan
Never made love an African
I her once, fucked her twice
I ate that pussy shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass Kangaroo

See I met woman from Hawaii
it in her ass and she said "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties open with Hawaiian punch

I met sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
Said I'll fry chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret of herbs and spices

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were with Hennessey
country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes miss
Met this lady in
Put that in a coma
Met this lady in
I wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her until she turned a white Albina
this hooker in Iowa
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I ya
Met beautiful sexy hoe
She ran across the border of Mexico
Fine thing said her names Maria
I her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get

Said colt 45 and two zigzags thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke tumbleweed
As the marijuana we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
Stop and hit the bong like and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

Have you ever went over a girls house to
But the pussy just no good
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
Then a dude walk in that's her big
And he asks you where you
So you your mouth and you try to explain
You start real fast
But he already mad cause you fuckin' his
So he start on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
nose all bloody
Your was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your
Now you still gotta go off.