Good afternoon and gentlemen And welcome to Pink Airlines, we hope your Is and our flight attendants Are here to your ride is as pleasant as possible
Seat backs and tables must be in the upright And locked position during the take-off and All carry-on luggage must be in an over-head compartment Or the seat in front of you
on a ticket 'Cause you're looking for the You're on top 'Cause you're through the sky
You have your cake and you wanna eat it too Everybody's always fingers at you You're if you do, you're damned if you don't We're always all the things that we say, we won't
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles It's the 22
If you are in an emergency exit aisle And feel as though you are unable or To assist in of an emergency Please notify a flight attendant
All equipment, including cell phones pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc Should remain in the off position the pilot notifies us we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft
Looking the outside, you're always looking in You you fixed the problem 'til it comes right back again And life seems like a trap, you're to get out You're searching for you cheese 'cause you feel like mouse
You're if you don't, you're damned if you do seen all the signs but you haven't got a clue
Here we go, we're riding on a Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're round in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're flying in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking in circles the catch 22
You are in for the ride of you
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous we go, we're jumping off the wings We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in a catch 22 Yes, we're 'round in circles It's the 22
We realize you had many choices and on of all of us At Pink Airlines, like to thank you for flying with us We you have a wonderful stay your destination may be
And remember be careful when retrieving your As during the flight they may have And might fall on you or your head And you the fuck out
Here we go, we're riding on a Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're going 'round in a catch 22
Yes, we're flying 'round in a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in It's the 22