Good afternoon ladies and And welcome to Pink Airlines, we your flight Is enjoyable and our attendants Are here to your ride is as pleasant as possible
Seat and tray tables must be in the upright And locked position during the and landing All carry-on must be stowed in an over-head compartment Or the seat in front of you
on a ticket 'Cause looking for the ride You're on top 'Cause you're through the sky
You wanna have cake and you wanna eat it too Everybody's always fingers at you You're damned if you do, damned if you don't We're always doing all the that we say, we won't
Here we go, we're on a whim with a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, flying 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, we're rocking 'round in the catch 22
If you are seated in an emergency aisle And feel as though you are or unwilling To in case of an emergency Please notify a flight immediately
All electrical equipment, including cell 2-way pagers, CD players, laptops, etc Should in the off position until the pilot notifies us That we are at a safe flying of 10,000 ft
Looking the outside, you're always looking in You think you fixed the 'til it comes right back again And life seems like a trap, you're to get out You're for you cheese 'cause you feel like mighty mouse
You're damned if you don't, you're if you do You've seen all the signs but you got a clue
Here we go, we're riding on a with a rendezvous Here we go, we're off the wings We're going round in It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22
You are in for the ride of you
we go, we're riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're going in circles It's a 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles the catch 22
We you had many choices and on behalf of all of us At Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying us We hope you have a wonderful Wherever your may be
And be careful when retrieving your items As during the they may have shifted And might on you or your neighborer's head And you the fuck out
Here we go, riding on a whim Connecting a rendezvous Here we go, we're jumping off the We're going 'round in a catch 22
Yes, we're 'round in circles a catch 22 Yes, rocking 'round in circles It's the 22