Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless
Born with the endorphins of a orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions Fetish for stickin' metal forks in, Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a course on excessive force and pressure points, and George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop David Hasselhoff Pulled sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was "gettin' off" is the first order of business once I get in thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate would it, I walked up in Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann Roof the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and feelin' like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable a syringe, 'til I...
Draw blood Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular Couldn't be more awkwarder you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's column That's the of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many rappers against me mind And why I haven't come back on faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush my first take, I'll nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can some Anheuser Busch too small, least three pant sizes Tush mushed against your side, your puss and thighs are kind of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the match to ignite the Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as these I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the
Why am I a dick?