Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic Endless source and reservoir of cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I lack in and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a cosmetic
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent dress and four inch heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel devil horns just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in Had a heart attack, and dead Started back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on this I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, mothafucka you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
to friction and static Addict who can't the habit to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you threw it at me in plastic
And send Dylann Roof through the windshield of the until he spins like a and begins feelin' like a windmiller a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids he hits a cement pillar Swing for the like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never been The in-stiller of fear, not a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge syllable a syringe, 'til I...
Draw blood Even pop on my pop shit, and it's popular be more awkwarder cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' to end
But then I think of Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, your and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got knives to slash and slice hermaphrodites in Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't really surprised at that, but as far as lines I rap, and bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a