Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the endorphins of a pathetic Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle with women who have vendettas towards men is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and inch heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back half in shock Had a heart attack, and dropped Started fallin' back with it, and got with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with David Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to start Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma a bunch of Trump supporters underwater up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She wants Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate would it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation for the monster tires 'finna get a murder and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and begins like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many against me mind boggles And why I haven't back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my first take, nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start rhymes like that And you really surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a