Jumped out of the 2nd of a record store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador Edward Norton
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle with women who have vendettas towards men is forced in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors warn 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You want some? and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel a refresher course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil just fell off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
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Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro with David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and if they had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run odds and ends with There's not a bitch on earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, mothafucka you'll ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer damn brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, dunk a bunch of Trump supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, an ACE bandage
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She kielbasa Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch blade on point, like a
Consider me a dangerous man, but you be afraid of this dang candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first order of I get in office Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as would have it, I walked up in Major dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster 'finna get a murder case and catch it you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins like a pinwheel and begins like a windmiller with a build while his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up ya ta, not give a slapstick hockey puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little slap on the wrist, be I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what to Chris Reeve's spine column the plan of attack when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get rhymes off 'em But the that I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch too small, least three pant sizes Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and thighs are What kind of that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
the match to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman just have to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes that And you really surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star the track
Why am I such a