Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And me at home by myself to batch
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up this beer drinkin' of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the from parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Blue
They was on a team that never had been beat
Now I'd seen the matches before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell loose
My was shakin' like a rubber goose
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take more
It was about then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's when I knew we'd be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was his head and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure
Well, where we parked too far
And ran so fast he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in
And I around and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I that this was the end
Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me behind
Then he pile drived me there in the hard concrete
Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever to being killed
And that's the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I hadn't been
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And I'll never be 'til I get revenge
So I called up Bill and him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if been me
It all so quick when that car door slammed
It must a somethin', 'cause the door locks jammed
You was already down, gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' takin' him again
I two ol' boys that weigh 210
They'd take on a with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said they's
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you fight"
So we all down to the Hammerlock Bar
The hangout of all the rasslin'
And for the Blue Cyclone to hit the door
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
to me that some guys never learn"
And then he through them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get
The next thing I remember, was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you think it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone