Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by to batch
And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to
So I called up this beer buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider parts unknown
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that had been beat
Now I'd never seen the before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' lucked out and got ringside seats
then they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was like a rubber goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane
Then he slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how old boy could take much more
It was right about then in the thick of
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's I knew we'd better be headin' for the door
I saw the Cyclone lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us break Bill's neck for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and about to let anybody in
And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you your chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew that was the end
he body slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile drived me right there in the hard
both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to being
And that's the thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed just
I I coulda took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
I hadn't been the same since we had that fight
And I see that in my dreams at night
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I called up Bill and told him my
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn if it'd been me
It all happened so when that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', the door locks jammed
You was already down, gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, said they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat down at the bar and ordered a
And he barely took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I around, I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me that guys never learn"
And then he through them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get
The next thing I remember, was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you think it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't the Cyclone alone
One of days, you ain't goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the has ever known
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Blue
The Blue