Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the went out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to
And after straight nights of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up this drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I havin' a real good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the matches
And let off a steam?"
The main event was the Spider from parts
With his trusty partner, the Cyclone
was takin' on a team that never had been beat
Now I'd never seen the before
And the was backed up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' lucked out and got ringside seats
Well then they the bell and all Hell broke loose
My legs was like a rubber goose
I'd never seen like this, not even in the war!
The put the Vulture in an airplane spin
Then he body slammed him and he did it
I swear, I see how that old boy could take much more
It was right about in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a in the ring
And that's when I knew we'd be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his and he started to cuss
And I knew if he caught us he'd Bill's neck for sure
Well, we parked wasn't too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't about to let in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he body slammed me two or three
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he pile drived me right there in the concrete
both my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've ever come to killed
And that's the thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Cyclone
Blue
Well, I up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
I believe I coulda him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next we meet, I won't be on no binge
I hadn't been the same since we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my at night
And never be satisfied 'til I get revenge
So I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so when that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door jammed
You was already down, he's gone I got free"
Bill said, "Since thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' that weigh 210
They'd take on a grizzly with a in the woods at night"
Well, we it over, they said they's willin'
They'd stop at nothing, of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went to the Hammerlock Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Blue Cyclone to hit the
Well, a while, he finally appeared
And sat at the bar and ordered a beer
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
Only time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see two big dudes over there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me some guys never learn"
And then he waded them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you ain't home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Blue
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has known
He'll you groan, he'll make you moan
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone
The Blue