Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk around like a cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a mess as the day and take it out on the neighbors hedges Like is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these hedge trimming with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, the only way to escape this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I like a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I like a freaking wuss, a pussy kid just took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've They've stomped me the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed from the It's like you grew up on street, from jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I could accomplish any trash talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got some mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this helps for sure I'm getting more self assured I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that my first punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, empty using it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, the hell out America, hear them yell out In they were so scared, and those kids Just about, out Whatever that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my cranium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't