Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I walk like a space cadet, place your bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And my sticker books in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast some years later A teenager, this is a fun, I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't have no-thing, no valid at life Chance To make it or 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you grew up on drug street, jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could any task Practicing talking in a trance in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These damn are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, freak the out Middle America, hear yell out In terror they were so scared, and those Just about, out Whatever spout that it out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't a word you stupid fuck Neither is