Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society reap a great benefit
I around like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I a mess as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this And the best of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look like a freaking wuss, a kid just took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some later A teenager, this is a fun, I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat When you don't no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or you're doomed from the start It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing trash in a trance in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pocket I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a sword Not to mention four lynch and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror they were so scared, and kids Just about, out Whatever spout it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you little get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't believe this little locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon a way to escape this insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck is ain't