Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy be the answer If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to use Society will reap a great
I walk around a space cadet, place your bets Who's to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut your face up With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
forward some years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually once a month, this is some I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed from the It's like you grew up on drug street, jump street But if I had just kept my up my ass I accomplish any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama damn rhymes are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more assured than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that my first punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong with my Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til you little homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe little hick locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got white trash traffic and gridlock Shit happened like a six from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium dog Cause I into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
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