Well, I was born in a town Audubon Southwest Iowa, right where it been houses, fourteen saloons, And a mill in nineteen-thirty. Had a sign, said "Squealer Feeds" And the bus came when they felt the need And they stopped at a place there in called The Old Home Cafe
Now my daddy was a lovin' man He six-foot-seven, had big ol' hands He'd lost two fingers in a chainsaw but he could still the violin And Mom piana, just the keys in the middle And Dad played a storm on his three-fingered 'Cause that's all there was to do back there folks, except ta go downtown and watch
So I was raised on Dust tunes, you see Had a six-tube an' no TV It was so hot I had to wet the bed in the summer just to keep cool. Yeah, many's a night I'd lay A-waitin' for a station break Just and a-wettin' an' a-lettin' that radio fry.
Well, I listened to Nashville and Tulsa and And Oklahoma gave my ear a callus And never forget them announcers at three A.M. They'd come on an' say "Friends, many a soul who needs us "So send them letters an' cards ta "That's friends, in care a' Del Rio, Texas."
But the place I remember, on the edge a' Was the place where you really got the sound Yeah, a place where the truckers used ta on their way to Dees Moins There was signs all them windowsills Like "If the Devil get ya, then Roosevelt will" And "The bank sell no beer, and we don't cash no checks."
Now them truckers talked about nothin' but haulin' And the four-letter words was appallin' thought them home-town gals was nothin' but toys for their amusement. Rode Chevys and Macks and big ol' They's always complainin' 'bout livers an' backs But they was fast-livin', strung-out, son of a guns
Now the gal tables was really classy Had a motor on a fairly new chassis And she knew how to handle truckers; name was Mavis Davis Yeah, she'd pour 'em a coffee, then bat her eyes Then listen to 'em tell 'er some big fat lies she'd ask 'em how the wife and kids was, back there in Joplin?
Now had all of her ducks in a row Weighed ninety-eight put on quite a show Remind ya of a a' Cub Scouts tryin' ta set up a Sears, Roebuck pup tent There's no that she couldn't handle Next ta her, nothin' hold a candle Not a hell of a lot upstairs, but there on down, Disneyland!
Now the truckers, on the hand, was really crass They remind ya of fingernails a-scratchin' on A-stompin' on in, leavin' all over the Montgomery Ward linoleum Yeah, they'd pound them and kick them stools always pickin' fights with the local fools But one look at Mavis, and they'd turn into a a' tomcats
Well, I'll never forget them gone by I's just a kid, four foot high But I never forgot that lesson an' pickin' and singin', the way Yeah, walkin', talkin' truck stop blues back ta life in seventy-two As "The Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe"
Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' On A-Truckin' Cafe Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' On A-Truckin' Cafe