Well, I was born in a town called Iowa, right where it oughta been Twenty-three houses, saloons, And a mill in nineteen-thirty. Had a neon sign, "Squealer Feeds" And the bus came through when they the need And they stopped at a place in town called The Old Home Cafe
Now my was a music lovin' man He stood six-foot-seven, had big ol' lost two fingers in a chainsaw but he could still play the violin And Mom piana, just the keys in the middle And Dad played a storm on his three-fingered that's all there was to do back there folks, except ta go downtown and watch haircuts
So I was raised on Bowl tunes, you see Had a six-tube an' no TV It was so dog-goned hot I had to wet the bed in the summer to keep cool. Yeah, a night I'd lay awake A-waitin' for a distant station Just a-settin' and a-wettin' an' a-lettin' that fry.
Well, I listened to Nashville and and Dallas And Oklahoma City gave my ear a And I'll never forget them announcers at A.M. They'd come on an' say "Friends, there's many a soul who us "So send letters an' cards ta Jesus "That's friends, in care a' Del Rio, Texas."
But the I remember, on the edge a' town Was the place where you really got the sound Yeah, a place where the truckers used ta on their way to Dees Moins There was signs all over them Like "If the Devil don't get ya, then will" And "The bank sell no beer, and we don't cash no checks."
Now them truckers never talked nothin' but haulin' And the four-letter words was appallin' They them home-town gals was nothin' but toys for their amusement. Rode and Macks and big ol' stacks They's always complainin' their livers an' backs But they was fast-livin', strung-out, truck-drivin' son of a
Now the gal waitin' tables was classy Had a rebuilt on a fairly new chassis And she how to handle them truckers; name was Mavis Davis Yeah, she'd pour 'em a coffee, then bat her eyes Then listen to 'em tell 'er some big fat lies Then ask 'em how the wife and kids was, back there in Joplin?
Now had all of her ducks in a row Weighed pounds; put on quite a show Remind ya of a couple a' Cub tryin' ta set up a Sears, Roebuck pup tent There's no proposition she couldn't handle Next ta her, nothin' could hold a Not a hell of a lot upstairs, but there on down, Disneyland!
Now the truckers, on the hand, was really crass They remind ya of fingernails a-scratchin' on A-stompin' on in, leavin' all over the Montgomery Ward linoleum Yeah, they'd pound them counters and kick stools They's always fights with the local fools But one look at Mavis, and they'd turn into a bunch a'
Well, never forget them days gone by I's just a kid, 'bout four foot But I never forgot that an' pickin' and singin', the country way Yeah, them walkin', talkin' truck blues Came back ta in seventy-two As "The Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe"
Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Oh, the Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' Keep On Cafe