Well, I was born in a town Audubon Southwest Iowa, right it oughta been houses, fourteen saloons, And a feed in nineteen-thirty. Had a sign, said "Squealer Feeds" And the bus through when they felt the need And they stopped at a place there in called The Old Home Cafe
Now my was a music lovin' man He stood six-foot-seven, had big ol' lost two fingers in a chainsaw but he could still play the violin And Mom played piana, just the keys in the And Dad played a storm on his three-fingered 'Cause that's all there was to do there folks, except ta go downtown and watch haircuts
So I was raised on Dust tunes, you see Had a six-tube an' no TV It was so dog-goned hot I had to wet the bed in the summer to keep cool. Yeah, a night I'd lay awake A-waitin' for a distant break Just a-settin' and a-wettin' an' a-lettin' that fry.
Well, I listened to and Tulsa and Dallas And Oklahoma gave my ear a callus And I'll never forget announcers at three A.M. They'd come on an' say "Friends, there's many a soul who us "So them letters an' cards ta Jesus "That's J-E-S-U-S friends, in a' Del Rio, Texas."
But the place I remember, on the a' town Was the where you really got the hard-core sound Yeah, a place where the truckers used ta stop on their way to Moins There was signs all them windowsills "If the Devil don't get ya, then Roosevelt will" And "The bank don't sell no beer, and we cash no checks."
Now them truckers never talked about nothin' but And the four-letter was really appallin' They thought them home-town gals was nothin' but for their amusement. Rode Chevys and and big ol' stacks They's always 'bout their livers an' backs But was fast-livin', strung-out, truck-drivin' son of a guns
Now the gal waitin' was really classy Had a rebuilt motor on a new chassis And she knew how to handle them name was Mavis Davis Yeah, she'd pour 'em a coffee, then she'd bat her Then listen to 'em tell 'er some big fat lies she'd ask 'em how the wife and kids was, back there in Joplin?
Now Mavis had all of her in a row Weighed ninety-eight put on quite a show Remind ya of a a' Cub Scouts tryin' ta set up a Sears, Roebuck pup tent There's no proposition that she handle ta her, nothin' could hold a candle Not a hell of a lot upstairs, but there on down, Disneyland!
Now the truckers, on the other hand, was really They remind ya of fingernails on glass A-stompin' on in, tracks all over the Montgomery Ward linoleum Yeah, they'd pound counters and kick them stools They's always fights with the local fools But one look at Mavis, and they'd turn into a a' tomcats
Well, I'll never forget them gone by I's a kid, 'bout four foot high But I never forgot that lesson an' and singin', the country way Yeah, them walkin', talkin' truck blues Came ta life in seventy-two As "The Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe"
Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Filler-up An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home Filler-up An' On A-Truckin' Cafe Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Oh, the Old Home An' Keep On A-Truckin' Cafe