Well, I wish we'd bought the kind That folds out a bed But it ain't too bad if you lay on side And use the armrest for you
Yeah, the springs are sprung and the sags And the stuffing is out But it's like these, she ain't happy with me I thank God for this old
Yeah, about now, she's as P.O.'ed As ever seen her be And this pillow and blanket and a mighty dirty Tells me I'm gonna sleep
I learned a long ago, don't say nothing And soon, simmer down And with a bit of luck, we'll kiss and make up Sitting right here on this old
Yeah, this old is a pretty safe place she blows off a little steam Well, mad as hell but that's alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, forgiving and forgetting That's what about And we know, I'll never go no further this old couch
It might five minutes or take five days It really all On how long it for the begging and the pleading To finally start in
Yeah, and one of these days, I'm learn Not to my big foot in my big mouth Yeah, and then I won't have to spend So much time alone, yeah,
Yeah, old couch is a pretty safe place While she off a little steam Well, mad as hell but that's alright She ain't rid of me
'Cause there ain't no quitting, forgiving and forgetting Yeah, what love's about Yeah, and we both know, never go no further Than old couch, yeah, this old couch
Yeah, one potato, two potato, three potato, four I'm a potato "Hey honey, you still I'm sorry, a lot"