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L.L. J
Serving 'em
And as you all
I am hard as

Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday
Hemmed my remote control, turned my on
Then I reached for a brush since I don't use the
And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my

Walked to the and ate some cornflakes
As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's
hardcore, heavyweight, b-boy blast
Connoisseur of hardcore and Cut Creator's

Jumped in the shower, it was hot
So I stayed there a hour 'cause I it a lot
Jumped out, dried off, put on the Denim
I called up Earl on the telephone

He told me 'bout a jam that I do later on
10 g's a Limo for one strong song
So I said, yeah, I was with it, up and got geared
Got a magnifying glass then I my beard

Rewound some tapes of some Def Jam
As I waited for this to ring my bell at noon
12 came, left the door crack
The freak walked in a on her back

Put her curt on the rack, threw my on
Then I threw in a of the quiet storm
We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate soft
She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me your tongue?"

My skin got pale, I wam-bammed the
Did it so I shoulda went to jail
She left, Earl came over and we went
Jumped in the BM to a joyride

up to A.J. in my fresh black wheel
I'm not a sucker on the corner trying to up a meal
The girlies want sex, the fellas try to
But those who flex end up broke necks

Signed autographs for a posse of freaks
Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't down Chic"
We with the skeezers for 10 minutes more
I jumped in my ride and the freaks slammed the door

Due I'm a gangster people think I do crimes
They don't know I'm just a connoisseur of rhymes
Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at
But he don't my autograph's on his wife's behind

L.L. has iced all the washed up
Vigilante of rap so to with the mob
run from the cops, making suckers jock
And I'm only 18 making more your pops

Tormentor of and boyscout boys
And I any critic to call it noise
at the clock, it said 6:03
Said later to and broke out with E

Went up to White Castle for a chocolate
Thinking a 100'000 that I'd soon make
Finished up the snack, up, out my seat
E-Love hit the table and he up a beat

Kicked a few lines, out the door
Since is a bore I'm in the mood for more
We jumped in my ride, I took a at the time
It was almost 7:30 and the show was at

L.L. J will soon stand at a jam
With of people screaming, "Touch my hand"
But since I had a hour plus a for tat
I was for the cutie who's my perfect match

Her name was Renee, her was okay
But she had the body that made Jay wanna play
I said, "No need to rehearse", then I my approach
Said, "You got a good team, girl but you a new coach"

Said, "My L.L.Cool, if I may introduce
But I'm not here for conversation, I'm here to
Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel you
'Cause it ain't 5th and these ain't nursery rhymes"

"And I know that you adore my sure hardcore
Check out the L.L. behind closed doors
So tell your buddies you're busy, your boyfriend beat it
Forget the silk dress 'cause you gonna need it"

"Unplug your clock, do with the light
five minutes or more you hear me say, that's right
Your body is bad and I you got a Caddy
When we make you can call me daddy"

"I'm L.L. J, say hey, Renee
I'm not a but I still wanna play
Promise you, I'm not when I'm in the sack
After that I leave you for me to come back"

"But in the meantime, put digits down
And the next I see ya I'm going to town"
Stepped from the freak, it was a quarter to nine
When I to the jam I saw the crew on line

a trip around the side, so I could get backstage
If you call me a tiger, the stage is my cage
I rip, and crush, heavy metal bands rust
Them flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like

Walked in my room and then I heard four knocks
They said, "L.L., you're running and it's time to rock"
Told Cut Creator what the order be
I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped hands with E
Went onstage, I the girlies scream
And that's the very moment I woke up the dream