1] Now I rock the house party at the of a hat, Yeah, I beat a down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, Nothing wrong with my leg just limpin'. Got at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float, My man MCA's got a like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I bust I write, I've been busting routines and all night. eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? your bad self running things, What's up with your bad breath, rings? I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people they more of this, Consumers they be saying they can out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, put your head out. A puppet on a I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp inside the hotel, I be freakin' or peakin' but I rock well. The Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Full y'all, And when the mic is in my mouth I it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm the most packinest. Yeah got beef chief, knocking out teeth chief, And if you don't believe us you should your belief Keith. Like Sam the bringing Alice the meat, Like Flintstone driving around with bald feet, I have another sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the and bust with the whippet, Rope a dope all around the neck, ha got them all in check-ah! Cause I'm running the law the press and the parents. Is your name Michael No man, my Clarence. downtown Manhattan the village, My style is wild and you know it still is, bag schlepping and you're doing the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.