Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing you're doing And you're sure to get dropped a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million sold and it's hard to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell tapes on sunny I used to the 40 bus around the way Me and Benz, slanging tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and start hits You fronting Mc, I to cap You hit records and you still can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you don't me, ask your fans When I walked into The place was packed, Sir Too don't stop that rap I rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, telling it right The best damn rapper who grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle every day and I sell drugs
I run no gangs, don't shoot no dice Gave the same damn speech to the Vice But if you keep pushing, just you they see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious break your back With the so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk that I need a, Oak town, big sound just enough beat to get on down
So, you rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I won't go far but I won't stop 'cause I rap so hard From to New York, back to California I bumped your girlfriend, say I didn't warn ya All time you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so
I on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's like slapping 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's and Mc's roll But the albums they make never go When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every I made a song it came out so fresh I was the King of the Oak town, spitting my
10 years later, ain't nothing changed the boss of the bay And I know what they say they me Godfather And they you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your out there trying to find me She heard me, I fucked her best friend I she wants to see if I can do it again You want to be like me, so bad The impossible all you Mc's had
If you could rap me, you wouldn't have the dream Start rapping quit flapping like a chicken If could rap like me, they say so great But when they talk you, they say you're so fake And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel Mc's you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You make up things, you're on an ego trip And you're fronting like down, you're not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, you're a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc checking hoes tonight If not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd learn to rap like me
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it I'm tearing up shit up like The Acorn boys on street, I got a big freak, until you learn To speak, you're weak 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too funky sound It goes boom, on ya Crew from Oakland, California Just don't front 'cause Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I your ass apart just like this, it lasts forever You a song and I make one better You say I cuss, I say you're eyes pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I said it before, say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you like the Klu Klux Klan want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it won't 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, rappers me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I my boys there's a new Funky in town, you're trying to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn wouldn't be A sucker Mc I'm not like you, my game is true
I pimped these and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss makes the rules, you disobey and you be a One, remember how it all began don't guess, the is Oakland Two, you'd learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never talk down on a I wouldn't care if you was Astaire Last but not least, number four don't ever with Too Short, bitch
Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short