Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to your feelings But I'm only going to get one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I know what If that means, what I think it means, in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You just what the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? They said I rap like a robot, so me Rapbot
But for me to rap a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat from that rap profit Made a living and a off it Ever since Bill Clinton was in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get into a match with this rappidy rap Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was ironic I was to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a It's actually bad For the wack I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are long to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but for the moon since MC's get taken to school with music Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a Now I lead a new school of students Me? I'm a of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Hall of Fame Even though I in the church and burst in a ball of flames Only Hall of Fame I be in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You fags think it's all a game I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can barely say it a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a church take place looking boy Oy vey, boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go your label everyday looking boy Hey, boy, what you say looking boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy work for everything I have Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my looking boy Basically boy you're gonna be capable To keep up with the same looking boy
'Cause I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the to the back nod, back nod The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God Kneel before General Zod planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm a talking head, a zombie floating But I got mom deep throating I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, It's me, my brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do For good at least once in a So I make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people tough times But I keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned Rappers are hungry looking at me like lunchtime I know there was a time where I Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and here come trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven kids Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time warp from though And I don't know what the fuck that you for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking You're normal, fuck being normal And I just bought a new Raygun the future To come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad Singin' to a man while they piano Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very day "Hey, Fab, I'mma you" coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm Innovative and I'm of rubber So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll to you I'm never stating, more never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be Cause I know the way to get 'em I make elevating music, you make elevator Oh, too mainstream Well, that's they do when they get jealous, they confuse it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I a hella way to fuse it With rock, rap with Doc Throw on Lose and make 'em lose it I know how to make songs like that I know what words to use Let me know when it to you While I'm ripping any one of these diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How verses I gotta murder to, Prove that if you're half as at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, pill But at the accolades the skills brung me Full of myself, but still I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but But in my there's something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils, here's they want from me asking me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you into consideration the bitter hatred that I had Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the And the discrimination But fuck it, handing you lemons, make lemonade then But if I can't the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't mistake it for It's a fatal if you think I need to be overseas And take a vacation to trip a And make her on her face and don't be a retard Be a Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?