Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt feelings But I'm going to get this one chance Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Shady, you're on) Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I know what If that means, what I it means, we're in trouble, big trouble, And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not any chances You were just the doctor ordered
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people the front to the back nod, back nod Now who thinks their arms are enough to slap box, slap box? They I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer be in my genes I got a laptop in my pocket My go off when I half-cock it Got a fat knot from that rap Made a and a killing off it Ever since Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky on his nut-sack I'm an MC still as But as rude and indecent as all syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with) This slickety, gibbedy, hip hop You don't really wanna get a pissing match with this rappidy rap a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat while I'm practicing I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table Over the back of a of faggots and crack it in half Only realized it was I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, my wrath of attack Rappers are having a rough period, here's a Maxipad It's actually bad For the while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
I'm beginning to like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod Now who their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply and youthful exuberance loves to root for a nuisance Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but for the moon since MC's get taken to school with this Cause I use it as a to bust a rhyme Now I a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, N- -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day up, blow up and be in a position To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' n' Roll of Fame Even though I walk in the church and burst in a of flames Only Hall of I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame On the of shame You think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames Off of planking, tell me in the fuck are you thinking? Little gay boy So gay I can say it with a straight face looking boy You witnessing a Like you watching a gathering take place looking boy Oy vey, that boy's gay, all they say looking boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the And a way to go from your label looking boy Hey, looking boy, what you say boy? I got a "hell yeah" from Dre boy I'mma work for everything I Never ask nobody for shit, get my face looking boy Basically boy you're never gonna be To keep up with the pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God All my people from the front to the back nod, nod The way I'm around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar Dale Earnhardt of the park, the White Trash God before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm And I not be woken I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a head, a zombie floating But I got your mom deep I'm out my noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle I'm a doberman, pinch in the arm and pay homage, pupil It's me, my brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize I do though For at least once in a while So I wanna sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle Enough rhymes to maybe to try and get some people through tough times But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause you unsigned Rappers are looking at me like it's lunchtime I know there was a time where I Was king of the underground, but I rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind So I crunch rhymes, but when you combine Appeal with the skin color of You get too big and they come trying to, Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" the Marshall Mathers LP One where I tried to say I take seven from Columbine Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a See if I get away it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed an immortal coming through the portal You're stuck in a time from 2004 though And I don't know what the fuck that you for You're pointless as with fucking cornrows You're normal, fuck being normal And I bought a new Raygun from the future To just come and shoot ya like Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad to a man while they played piano Man, oh man, that was a special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight to the radio station the next day "Hey, Fab, kill you" Lyrics coming at you at speed, (JJ Fad) Uh, sama duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm of rubber So that anything you saying off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never stating, more never demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be Cause I the way to get 'em motivated I make music, you make elevator music Oh, he's too Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they it It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to it With rock, shock rap Doc Throw on Lose Yourself and 'em lose it I don't know how to make like that I don't know words to use Let me know when it to you I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently you How many verses I murder to, Prove that if you're as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh! School flunkie, junky But look at the accolades the brung me Full of myself, but still I bully cause I make me do what I put my mind to And I'm a million leagues you, ill when I speak in tongues But it's still tongue in cheek, you I'm drunk so take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and Angels with devils, here's what they want from me They me to eliminate some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter that I had Then you may be a little and more sympathetic to the situation And the discrimination But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, lemonade then But if I can't batter the how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then? Don't it for Satan It's a fatal mistake if you think I to be overseas And take a vacation to a broad And make her fall on her and don't be a retard Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a