(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our Why I can't even the good friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS Most I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn and cold Those not afflicted with it are affected just the You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you know we help it We even know the cause But as soon as this part's over, comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to be a heap of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less than PMS You want to cross my path Cause a pitbull no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' fits me when it me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd been a man But you know only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere this very minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With old PMS blues PMS I don't to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, don't you back Gone ballistic, lowdown, bitch to be around PMS