(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why didn't you just that apple hangin' in the tree You make us our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't count the good friends I've already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't even myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues Most times I'm easy going, say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold Those not afflicted it are affected just the same You poor old men have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You you must forgive us for we care not what we do I got those stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues
But you know we can't it We don't even know the But as soon as this part's over, then comes the Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to be a heap of fun Like the devil taking my body, suffering, suffering, suffering suffering, huh?
But a woman had to write this song, a man be scared to he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You know we'd kill for less that PMS You don't want to my path Cause a ain't no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't stop Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, premenstrual Got those moods a swingin', tears a Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever about wishing I'd been a man But you know only means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', hateful woman those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk it, we both could do without it Got those treat your bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS