(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your on me Why didn't you leave that apple hangin' in the tree You us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good I've already lost of PMS blues, PMS blues I don't like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap PMS blues Most I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn and cold not afflicted with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you forgive us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, flying PMS blues
But you know we help it We don't know the cause But as soon as this over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write song, a man would be scared to Lest he be called a chauvenist or fall victim to PMS blues You know we'd kill for than that PMS You don't want to my path Cause a pitbull ain't no For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', can't yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd a man But you know that only means one If I'd have been a man, I'd be right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk about it, we both do without it Got treat your kids bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, bitch to be PMS