Aight, bitch, funky motherfucking Some of that '93 old shit, hoe
Well, I'm Too $hort baby, what I say I do work but I always play 'Cause the game is and I play the game So you never talk down on a name When I my mic, I'm the one man crew Talking 'bout me, wouldn't think you When you heard Too came to town You never would've I'd be looking down
On who, on you, I'm so big Me and my is all I dig I'm from the Dangerous Crew, we no punk We take 24 tracks, the funk on your ass
Beating a dope fiend Back riding in a Limosine Telling freak all about me The creater of greater, MC's Chilling out in the Oaktown a rap No MC could rock that Now I say it bitches say No MC could my way
When I rap always great Wouldn't if it was live or on a tape me, $hort, the one and only Spitting rap to all my homies You know about you, you I'm a star When I rap too good I might it too far Had the whole crowd going wild 'Cause I stop rapping, that's my style
Too $hort baby East Oakland I got more than I can count on my hand You got women, well, I got You don't know, shit, I'm Playboy call me, "Playboy $hort" known everywhere Had a life long to be a player Way too at a younger age It was everyday, just make that
Still the same, still young at the game Never talk on a player's name I'm big time, paid all my dues I'm rich and famous and way too People can't fuck the way I'm rhyming say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds Too $hort baby is the I use A '93 is what I cruise
Clean the start, I thought I was it I was Slick in the dust I kick But the Caddy got parked 'cause I'm new Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, everywhere, all over the floor At the bank I'm as, "Mr. $hort" At the house I be chilling, some head Writing all day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass bitches love this The rap master, made to fit Just her, I'm all in them Homeboy fuck so I hooked it up But young women like you with big round butts girls driving down the street called, "Love" Chasing that man, who really stand your face so now you ran
And you don't realize what soon see The way love is supposed to be With a player as Playboy Too a mic and a freak and you'll both be through Players play women who to get played like you just trying to get laid But I money and I get paid I do my and say, "Good day"
I want to make love, I'm not that fast What the hell, she's a freak, she even So let's go to my room after the Treat me a pimp and pay me hoe You can suck my and I might sing Just Too $hort, I'm everything So cool, my is Too Call it how you want but I call you
Ring my and you might see Ringing my phone just get me 'Cause I'm hard to find but I get And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in I'd be right on time in the right Too $hort all in your face Talking mine and what I want Fucking MC's with the dangerous
I'm on my way to the top So much rapping I'll stop And all fame, you might claim Couldn't up by my rap name You might be good, I don't I've been rapping this 13 long years I got more respect you'll ever get 'Cause I don't stop rapping and you know shit
Sucker with your record deal tapes out now couldn't be real 'Cause your tracks ain't shit, 'bout hits But you'll find out Too $hort don't When I grab my mic I'm the one man Talking' bout me, wouldn't about you When you heard Too $hort to town You would've thought I'd be