You if you get knocked by the cops You'll give 'em not a statement Walk in the arraignment, the bailiff Karate the plaintiff with the stainless I'll just that shoddy entertainment If y'all was in the gettin' faded On molly, had the audience You catch a body if it fainted let it fall and hit the pavement But be the first lobbyin' to claim it Bitch, bein' a lame Your is in robbery and dismemberin' body limbs Like you was Tommy Sells And chainsawing them in the Hardly your job description Ain't nobody dippin' out the of the club like, "Oh my God, trippin'" Only time you get the is probably the dang lawn equipment, ain't it? Wouldn't take a bobby pin and it I need to bein' debated still copyin', Xeroxing, I'm still coppin' a feel Like Cosby at will, popping a pill then spill Oxys in coffee send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly and still groggy This blonde fucks reprehensible misconducts, never my butt, my set of principles is gone But 'til I get the President to My pen and pencil is a missile And it to Mitch McConnell as big of a bitch it's Donald Shit's on, Let me sing this soprano I do it pizzicato Ivanka, arm her While I'm on Melania And this for all ya
nobody likes me, everybody hates me They want me to go eat worms I hope you And drag my name the mud, through the dirt But make you eat your words I hope you You can try to hold me down, but you let me up 'Cause you're gonna make things worse I you offended 'Cause I swear I get up I'm never gonna let up
everybody eats my turds
These drums and snares bring out the worst in me Like Ross Harris at a nursery Goin' ham at yam on nanny cam I'm gettin' handys with the sanny, in the Caddy armrest I'm imagining objects, so I'm batting a daddy longleg And ham trending, got the panoramic Xanax, a hammock and a Santa hat I'm smellin' a damn mechanic With a chick that looks like Jackson with a Spanish accent Twice age and I'm actin' half it up? Nah Not that I know of, Basement just got a overhaul, got a stripper pole installed Started rollin' all through Kolonopins like a bowlin' ball Like an overdose on the ratio of Propofol and go through no While I get fellatio and a facial to an blow-up doll and Rachel Dolezal You're so appalled, so's my Bitch I am mature, fuck a pro Coast is clear, but to go from here And nobody's close, so don't They ain't near, I'm way over here My competition see me 'Cause I own a mirror But Marshall, you are terrific, so and gifted I'm so narcissistic, I fart, I sniff it Do a fake dab to smell my armpits it Your anxiety's throwin' gang But I made strides these raid blinds I'm back on women hate crimes Ray Rice when he FaceTimes Bang, bang, bang, time Dang to butcher them gay wives You couldn't eat citrus the size As the blade I push Caputo when I... Pull 'em like... sleigh Gotta stab a bitch at least eight To it on Dateline I came to stake my claim like a Waitin' in a line So Kellyanne Conway, I'm a really bad
play, belly dance on me I've been making wedding all day
'Cause nobody me, everybody hates me They me to go eat some worms I you offended And drag my name through the mud, the dirt But make you eat your words I hope you You can try to me down, but you better let me up 'Cause you're only gonna make worse
I you offended I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up 'Til eats my turds
Eight year old the wordplay Girl, take pole like a survey Today my birthday But I'm caked up like a dessert So in shape 'Cause you're in a state I'm a 10, an 8 Like what I do before, after, and during You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out better? And they made a fool out of I pulled out him R. Kelly with a bladder Not in school, grad, I'm not a scholar But I'm so that I'm droppin' out with my degrees It's the as I got in college (zero) But hotter, you owe me my respect I owe you nada like a lonely that blow me Told you I'm so dirty, homie you can throw me in holy water some floaties on And get to soakin', try to get to a hole in Why you hoes be off? And I won't be washed You hope to God I don't explode, I gotta blow spot up, though I got a more I won't put the coating on it though 'Cause you can feel like your energy's expired Rap's got you drained, tired, zapped You feel like a wet of crap But look, man, like the feds my phone, uh huh I get why you're But you gotta get your fire Catch fire, get upset and back Is what I myself times get bad 'Cause I might get sad I take the same advice I had And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie, when life's a her to do like her dad, don't cry, get mad 'Cause baby powders belong in diaper bags I'm hyper, by the time you see this of me I'm right in ass the pen, I up for the kid who had to put up with the bullies at his (at his school) You ain't have to no money or go shoppin' to cop a fuckin' attitude Now my dough's to a mountain, it's rised too high to it Never to be rich, all I did was I had a dime for every time that I was doubted But then I think it and I'm enraged I just figured out that if I was paid For the I spent to put the pen to the page be minimum wage But it's embedded in my head and if I hunted for the And I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of But I'm never get the credit for the sweat and I put up in the pen And when I'm dead I wonder will put me on a pedestal
Or forget I was ever this I guess I better go harder than 'cause I'll never get Another opportunity again To offend as many people with I can, simply because I can
'Cause nobody likes me, everybody me They want me to go eat worms I you offended And drag my name the mud, through the dirt But I'ma make you eat your I you offended You can try to hold me down, but you let me up 'Cause you're only gonna make things I you offended I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up 'Til eats my turds