Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic, killa clown
Who says love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first impressions last
So, let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make first impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd to think about it
I might show up in a tux, ha, but I it
I'd just show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I smell
I kick her in the butt and tell her, "Get the ready"
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lips

It's dinnertime, we're hearin' from your mother
I a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got some big

After that, dad would try to jump again
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now, let's contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack freak
Who works for the carnival
He says women him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets your question

I like a man who's not to show his true emotions
A man who himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I could never you
You sound like a witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these other mutha fuckas here

I'd go through your phone book and them all
And contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw, what?
Anyone who looked at you would to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd tell you I love you, if you don't say it back
I have to chock slam neck and dislocate your back
I love songs to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the head a cave man

Then we go to tha and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just
As you spit it all out, I rub your
And grab your and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it like contestant number 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's your last question and see
Who's gonna the rights to your Neden

Ok, if we at a dance club
And you both noticed me at the same
Tell me, how would you get my attention
And what would pick up line be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look Ricki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the face

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll even better
Look, you, I got a strong, rap shit
You don't want contestant 2, he's mad whack

I walked a barn and there he was
up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, farm
Damn dawg, how ya diss your mama?