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My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're little tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became on Valium
Valium was in everything', food I ate The water I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what kind of would want to see her Son up to be an under-a-fuckin'-chiever? My teacher didn't think I was be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether Either that or the been puffin' reefer" But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' me for? Slut, you need to leave me the alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom Valium and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes"
"You motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till next And if you still finished it, I use the same shit again when I make spinach dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, sit there and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they it Child support, your father, he sent us shit And so what if he did that, none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know that I let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am what I'm high on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a animal I am I am but I'm strong to the finish Wit' me spinach But my buzz only about two minutes
But I don't wanna it without you in it I can't write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But that's what has ended up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And it's where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a
"Here, want a snack, you hungry, you brat? Look at that, a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it break it up Take a little and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, take us on here