Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the first we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on
was in everything', food that I ate The that I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled enough of it to season my steak So I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me what of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' "What the fuck you gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has huffin' ether Either that or the motherfucker's been reefer" But all this huffin' and wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin'
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now a plate full of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the and put it in your potatoes"
"You motherfucker, I'll make you sit there And that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it You better lick the fuckin' plate, you wastin' it Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one place Spinnin' till next Thanksgivin' And if you still finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make spinach dip, it be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and innocent A rack and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't us shit And so what if he did that, it's none of dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else like my mom I know that I let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high what I'm on
'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom Valium Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm to the finish Wit' me Valium But my buzz only last about two
But I don't wanna swallow it you in it I can't even write a without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I ever be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I have it happen to me But that's actually what has up happenin', a tragedy passin' it up, catchin' me
And probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the dog with the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? Look at that, a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, fuck it break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel arguin' I'll do it, pop and it and start wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed With a bottle of and a Heath Ledger bobblehead
My mom Valium and lots of drugs why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still love you Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, take us on outta