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My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing' 'bout my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of I was just a shorty And how I hooked on Valium
Valium was in everything', food I ate The water I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I have at least three aches
Now tell me what of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an My teacher didn't think I was be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the seat for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, son has been huffin' ether Either that or the been puffin' reefer" But all huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm What the fuck you keep on with me for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a white crayon and a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom loved and lots of drugs why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, ain't dinner, this is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a plate of pain killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll you sit there And make that retarded face without even tastin' it You lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put your face in it before I throw you in the again"
"And I ain't givin' in, you're just sit there in one fuckin' place again till next Thanksgivin' And if you still finished it, I use the same shit again Then when I make dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit there and play A fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it Child support, your father, he ain't sent us And so if he did that, it's none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, there's no one else like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the reason why I am high what I'm on
'Cause my mom loved and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm strong to the Wit' me Valium But my buzz only last about two
But I don't swallow it without you in it I can't write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could be a drug addict Nah, fuck that, I have it happen to me But that's actually has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's probably I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog the medicine she done fed it Feed it a fuckin' and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't need it," "Well, it then break it up Take a little piece and it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel arguin' I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip then I in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath bobblehead
My mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm her Because my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this is hella hard, homie Yo, take us on here