You know I don't get it Last I was nobody This year I'm records Now everybody wants to come around I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want from me, ten million Get the out of here
You see I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a dead dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't barkin' Or leanin' out a window, with a shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that shot 'Pac in for Big's killers, dressin' ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see what the big is Double barrel gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that of been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous And walk with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some twenty-six-year-old Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and garbage What's this retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? happened to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and hat tooken? New on the Block, sucked a lot of dick Boy-girl make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his just like me (he he) A bunch of little kids want to swear just me And run around screamin', "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to the world And your little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause they queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out After they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) Ducked down and got balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your again When you ain't a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) and see me on the streets alone If you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you want to run your Then come take your best shot at me (your best at me)
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blond mop that's on top And this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground spunned around and did a three sixty Now these kids dis me and act like big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, So now he he's too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She must want a for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who never me Or even bothered to call me they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so and proud I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right And what do I see? A of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your magazine shouldn't have so much to sell Ah it, I'll even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now want to run they mouth And take at me (take shots at me)