You know I just get it Last I was nobody This year I'm sellin' Now everybody wants to around like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want from me, ten million Get the out of here
You see I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You see me walkin' a dead rottweiler dog With it's head off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit Or leanin' out a window, a cocked shotgun Drivin' up the block in the car that they 'Pac in Lookin' for killers, dressin' ridiculous Blue and red like I don't see the big deal is barrel twelve gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars should of been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous And walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin Startin' like some twenty-six-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky With instincts to kill N'Sync, get me started These fuckin' can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl groups me sick And I wait 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his just like me (he he) A bunch of kids want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, just me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world And destroy your little four-year-old boy or I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer Fagot you to Dope and Gay Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out After they ducked out the back when they saw us and out (Ah!) Ducked and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' mouth again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, south of ten And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) Come and see me on the alone If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you to run your mouth Then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You little bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned around and did a three Now these kids dis me and act like some big "Oh, he just did some with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some with M-C Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin' for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill been stealin' Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. or Ms. Mathers? It matter you fagot! Talkin' I fabricated my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For every million I make, relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me Or even bothered to me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so happy and I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp to the last page, flipped right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers help Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) ever gave a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
I'm just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody want to run mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)