Well grab your shoes, and your balls And lets head to those halls Sit on and grab a beer Because time is pretty near Tortured men forget their When they to the bowling lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a free go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go do it now Because fine by me Monster trucks are a to see A life, that's nice and all But there ain't nothing better than a ball You know the sport that God choose Is the one with the three-tone shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, from a can go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The of queens! The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything looks when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, takes on this almost religious because it's so much like a religion. I mean the is round, like the earth, and it's got the trinity: the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... Sparing them the anguish of their in the gutter... Framing their existence in an eternal something like a split! We'll be bowling in (yeah, yeah) be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, Saskatoon Someday they'll even be on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go go bowling, got a coupon Let's go bowling, for shoes go bowling Let's go bowling, let's go do it now