Well your shoes, and grab your balls And lets to those heavenly halls Sit on and grab a beer Because bowling is pretty near Tortured men their pain When head to the bowling lane go bowling Let's go bowling, got a Let's go bowling, for a free go bowling Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now Because Wrestlemania's by me trucks are a sight to see A cultured life, that's and all But ain't nothing better than a bowling ball You know the that God would choose Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole Let's go Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, from a juice can Let's go go bowling, let's go bowling do it now Yes bowling! The of kings! The sport of queens! The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything looks good it's embroidered on a polyester shirt. And you know, takes on this almost religious significance because so much like a religion. I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and got the holy the Father, the Son, and the.. Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the of life...Striking out the pagan of the past... them the anguish of their lives in the gutter... Framing their existence in an eternal something a 7-10 split! be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Hickton (yeah, yeah) We'll be in Gander (yeah, yeah) And in the Kingston (yeah, yeah) We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Someday they'll be bowling on the moon I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let's go Let's go bowling, got a go bowling, for free shoes Let's go Let's go bowling, go bowling do it now