I woke up, threw some sweat on Then I fed my cat and I to the mini mart And I want a donut, shouldn't get a donut Bought a donut, fuck it man really hard to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan He lost thirty on that paleo But fuck it man I fried shit I was gonna get skinny for the I was gonna start my crunches But looking down at my I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in My girl shaped a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped a bottle of nope I'd to order a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I knew what a carbohydrate was Turns out that it's all the I love
I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you jacked man With a really huge I wanna be the 2015 And send Ben Affleck If you ain't gonna treat Jennifer Garner You deserve to have that You better that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
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Happy New Everybody got a But the next day, we about it never do 'em I went to the gym and got a minutes on the treadmill and I never lift That was years ago I should probably cancel this But they me I gotta do it in person, ain't that a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a band and a fit-bit Get me some shoes, and a bench press Some lemons and a french press I'mma finally do some private yoga my shoulders, I'mma hide the donuts Realign my posture, no time for I'm sober no lime Coronas But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I like shit And I said, "you what, man fuck it I should start on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
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