I woke up, some sweat pants on Then I fed my cat and I to the mini mart And I really a donut, shouldn't get a donut a donut, fuck it man it's really hard Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like He lost thirty pounds on paleo But fuck it man I love fried I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna start my crunches But looking down at my I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my shirt off in My girl shaped a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a bottle of I'd like to a hot dog, some bon bons A soda, and some tacos to go
I never knew what a was Turns out that all the snacks I love
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man With a really huge I wanna be the 2015 And Ben Affleck packing If you gonna treat Jennifer Garner right You don't deserve to have You pass that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the booty Pac Man
You know I feel good about this You know I feel good this steak You know I feel good this shake You know I feel good about plates You know I feel good this crepes You know I feel about this cake You know I just how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no
New Years Everybody got a But the next day, we about it never do 'em I to the gym and got a membership Five minutes on the treadmill and I lift was four years ago I should probably cancel this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, that a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a fuel and a fit-bit Get me workout shoes, and a bench press Some lemons and a french press I'mma focus do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, I'mma hide the my posture, no time for sofas I'm sober no lime Coronas But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big cause my last day Before I that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I up and I felt like shit And I said, "you know what, man it I should probably on Monday instead" Motherfucker eat
You I feel good about this place You know I good about this steak You know I feel good about this You know I good about these plates You know I feel about this crepes You know I feel good this cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no